Once upon a time, a woman was picking up firewood. She found a snake frozen in the snow. She took the snake home and nursed it back to health.
One day the snake bit her on the cheek. As she lay dying, she asked the snake, "Why have you done this to me?" And the snake answered, "Look bitch, you knew I was a snake."
I've always loved this story. I've heard it in the movie Natural Born Killers. I had to write this story on my blog. Ta-ta!